Does parody even work anymore? This has been on my mind ever since I wrote a post last year about the dangers of breast feeding. In it, I began by describing, for those unfamiliar, the recent trend in which mothers of infants and toddlers put their breasts in their children’s mouths, as if to substitute [...]

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Soon after, events transpire that serve to exemplify commonly perceived differences between their religions.

Man, I tell ya, watching TV last night sucked. I think I sat through like four hours of nothing but crap. Did you see what was on Fox? I’m like, all right guys, I get it, Cops, awesome. Can’t you have something good on? Nah, I tried ABC, but that Lost show was on and [...]

It just occurred to me that it makes perfect sense for the US government to be in crippling debt. Indeed, we should celebrate it. FACT: The US is a constitutional republic, a representative government. As such, the behavior of the government should reflect the behaviors of the governed. FACT: In the US, the governed are, [...]

Yo! Dude! Check this out! Call my cell! Come on, just do it, it’ll only take a second. Please? Come on. Yeah! You’re gonna love this. There you go. Nope nope, right there. Up one. There. No no, that’s my work number. There you go. Eh? Eh? Oh come on! It’s YYZ! You know, that [...]

Yeah, all right, so the “me at whatever stupidass age” meme is a Livejournal thing, but phphlthea, I wanna do it too.