About a quarter of the time, when I’m exhausted but too wound up to rest, my brain will start dreaming before I’ve completely fallen asleep. I lose control of my thoughts, yet remain aware of them as if they were my own. If I’m careful enough, I can watch the images and sounds float through [...]

Thorin recognized his friend’s shaggy, raven hair from across the pub. The friend saw him out of the corner of his eye. “Traxila 12-Year for him, too, Yuni,” he said to the plump, red-haired and rosy-cheeked barmaid as Thorin took the bar stool next to him. “Been here long, Frito?” Thorin asked his friend. “Mmm,” [...]

The long-speculated identity of a local resident’s psychological disorder has turned out to just be fucking trichotillomania, a neurosis in which sufferers compulsively pluck hairs from their head and body for whatever fucking reason. “Yeah, that’s why I’ve got this little bald spot here under my chin,” said the local man, who claims to have [...]

Note: I wrote this for the Tee-mab book (still available for purchase!) well over a year ago. Not many people have gotten to read it, but I really like it and consider it amongst my best material, so I’m recopying it here for everyone to devour. Yum yum yum. In most parts of the world, [...]

Are you having trouble staying motivated in a sea of excuses? Do you constantly procrastinate? Do you find yourself sacrificing your dreams to keep up with the endless minutea of modern life? Then try my brand new, patented “Tough Shit! Do It Anyway!” method! Kids keeping you up late and not giving you a chance [...]

I left the webcomics world a year ago today. I still don’t quite know how I feel about it. The TMABB site is still there, still showing the goodbye entry, still advertising the book that people finally stopped buying a few months after the end. I don’t load the site very often, but it’s never [...]

So here’s what I figure. I’ve already ruined my parody breastfeeding post by having to explain why the fucking thing is funny. Why not go all the way and explain the jokes bit by bit? Really destroy it, you know? Here is the entire post all over again, with my explanations: INVESTIGATIVE REPORT — Could [...]