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Kids keeping you up late and not giving you a chance to exercise? Tough Shit! Do It Anyway!
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With my new method, you can go from this:
To this:
…In just three or four years of dedicated hard work!
I almost spit out my coffee when I read the part about the wives. It’s true, I can be fickle and indecisive about boobs…